"Bremember this?"

Today, I looked at a book of things I used to say. I said, "Bremember, wrap me around the towel and hold me like a baby, and other cute things like,'Is a train' and the occasional 'd*** it.' I called an old guy in the secretary of state's office with an eyepatch a "pirate." I was a cute innocent little child that spilled ice cream on myself and cursed.